The Castle

The Castle is this really great industrial club located in Ybor City near the outskirts of downtown Tampa FL. I often  go there with my friends to drink and sometimes DJ there on the weekends. Well last night I decided to slam two shots of Patron and a shot of Jameson in one fell swoop after already consuming at least four Black Russians and a tasty glass of White Chimay at Fly Bar which is located more downtown a bit earlier that evening... needless to say me & my beautiful ex-girlfriend that still sleeps at my house for some strange reason got crazy buck wild on the dance floor and then I proceeded to disappear and ended up outside and rolling around in the dirt trying to battle the horrific spins that were caused by this Irish vs German shot slamming festival that happened just prior to the dance floor debauchery. I somehow managed to pick myself up and make my way to the pizza place which is about a block away from the club and bought a pepperoni pizza. I vaguely remember making my way back towards The Castle and sitting down somewhere and having some unknown asshole steal two slices of my fucking pizza while I was face down and mumbling to myself. During this entire process I managed to lose my prescription glasses, my debit card and my phone carrying case and could not be found anywhere by my friends. Finally my ex found me just around the corner of the club with my head down on a table near the school library and the ATM. Somehow we managed to find my car after walking in the completely opposite direction for about twenty minutes and were able to make it home safely "ex driving of course"...!!! It's now 4pm in the afternoon and I just woke up with a nasty hangover and seriously hate life and desperately need a shower and some food...!!! Happy Fourth of July everyone...!!!

now where is the BBQ and beer...?